GALLERY NOTES
Megan Salinas seemed as if she was going to kill me for putting her in this outfit. I don't blame her. Even though it was technically the Winter, the Sun was giving up a good show that day. We were in the Valley, so I wasn't surprised. Despite some complaining, Megan toughed it out for a few minutes and momentarily fulfilled my old Catholic private school fantasies. Yes, I attended such an institution for the greater part of my childhood. No, I was not fondled by a devout priest. In those days, unflattering uniforms were the norm. But as my classmates and I got older, the skirts got shorter and the blouses less able to hide the fleshy gems that developed underneath. Yes, Megan, outfits like this can suck, but be thankful you only had to wear it for 20 minutes and not 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.